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Aug. 17th, 2009

Why Gay Marriage is Wrong (taken from maiskorn)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Jun. 25th, 2009



This is a sketch I did for chickie's soon to be posted ( hopefully) South Park fic.  Stan and Kyle ( yes the fic is AU). They are drawn in more of a chibi anime style.  I was trying to go for cute, but other styles weren't working for me.

Jun. 24th, 2009


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So for those of you who don't know, I work graveyard shift at work.  Yup, I'm a nightwalker. ;-) Anyways, on with the story.

It was another slow day with nothing to do work wise.  So I’m just doing a bit of late night chatting with my sis, reading a random fic here and there and jotting down the occasional thought that comes to mind, you know being productive and all,  when this lady walks in. 

I don't think anything of it until she walks up to me five minutes later, behind my counter mind you, and says she needs my assistance.  I start to ask her how I can help, but she cuts me off, saying she can't hear me 'cause she is deaf. 


Turns out, she suspects her daughter may be on drugs, and she wants to contact her daughter’s boyfriend to tell him about it.  I let her know she can use our phone but she stops me again, reminding me she is deaf and can't hear him.  She wants me to call this guy, who I’m never met at three in the fucking morning, so I can tell him that his girlfriend's mother wants to talk to him about something of extreme importance, in the parking lot of my store and three in the morning. 

Well, being the kind benevolent person that I am, I do.  Yah I know what you’re thinking.  Well to cut to the chase, when I talked to him I passed along the message with my sincerest apologies. After a few written notes to my waiting customer, I let her know that, no, the boyfriend will not being coming down to meet her at this moment in time, yes, I do think her daughter may need help, and no, I have no idea where she left her car keys.

I swear to god, I'm never doing that again.  Lesson learned.



August 2009



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